UTOPIAN OF THE MONTH: The Great Cheeseburger
Meet the latest and greatest in Utopian innovation! The Great Cheeseburger is a sentient, self-aware dairy product that has taken the world by storm with its unparalleled taste and versatility.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of the Great Cheeseburger's most notable accomplishments:
- First-ever dairy product to hold a seat on the Galactic Union of Intergalactic Entities
- Named "Most Likely to Satisfy Your Cravings" by the Interstellar Taste Bud Awards
- Featured in the latest issue of "Utopian Weekly" as the "Most Utopian Utopian of the Month"