Utopian of the Month: Professor Pink

Welcome, esteemed member of the Committee of the Utopians of Mayhem! Today, we're here to discuss the finer points of Utopianism 101.

Our guest of honor, Professor Pink, will guide us through the intricacies of creating the perfect utopia. Or, as we like to call it, Utopian Utopianism 202.

We'll cover topics such as:

• Efficiently allocating resources without actually having any resources
• Designing cities that are simultaneously efficient, sustainable, and aesthetically pleasing
• Implementing a fair and just system of governance that doesn't involve actual governance

Please, do take notes and ask questions! And don't forget to sign up for next month's meeting: Utopian Utopianism 202.

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