MEETING OF THE MAYHEM: DECEMBER 2020
Attendees: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (yes, that's all 5 of us, don't ask)
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss why the coffee machine is still broken (again)
- Item 2: Determine why the intern is still sleeping in the supply closet
- Item 3: Debate the merits of pineapple on pizza (because priorities)
Decisions:
- We'll never fix the coffee machine, it's fine
- We'll give the intern a desk, but only if they agree to wear a funny hat on Fridays
- Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity, but we'll let it slide this one time
Next Meeting: January 2021