The Cookie Conundrum: A December 2020 Meeting for the Ages

December 2020, and the cookie industry was on the brink of collapse. The price of flour was through the roof, and the world was in chaos.

That's when we, the members of the Mayhem Meeting, gathered to tackle the real issue: cookies. Not just any cookies, but the ones with the perfect balance of crunch and chew.

The True Meaning of Cookies

It's not just a snack, it's not just a dessert. It's a way of life. A cookie can change the course of history. Ask the ancient Egyptians, who used to trade cookies for slaves. Or the modern-day entrepreneurs who use cookies to fund their start-ups.

But we, at Mayhem Meeting, know the truth: a cookie is a social construct. A delicate balance of sugar, spice, and flour. A culinary masterpiece that requires precision, patience, and a willingness to sacrifice one's sanity for the perfect crumb.

Want to learn more about the art of cookie-craft? Click here for our beginner's guide, or here for the advanced course.

Or, if you're just looking for a good time, join us for the Cookie Olympics, where we compete for the title of Supreme Cookie King/Queen. Click here for more information.