09:00 AM - 09:15 AM: Welcome and Introduction to the Futility of Parking in the City of Chaos
09:15 AM - 10:15 AM: Presentation by Parking Specialist, Bob Smith, on "The Art of Circling Around the Same Spot for 20 Minutes"
10:15 AM - 11:15 AM: Group Discussion: Why Does Everyone Own 17 Cars in the City of Chaos?
11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Brainstorming Session: Alternative Solutions to the Parking Dilemma (Spoiler: None of them will work)