"Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to the Meetings of the Mayhem! I'm your fearless leader, Bob 'The Bobinator' Smith, and I'm here to tell you that this year has been... quite a ride.
I mean, where do I even start? We had meetings about meetings, meetings about the lack of meetings, and meetings about who ate the last donut in the break room (hint: it was Karen from HR).
But amidst all the madness, we managed to accomplish some... things. We implemented a new system for reporting our hours (because who doesn't love filling out forms?), and we even had a company picnic that ended with a conga line of 17 people.