Meeting of the Mayhem: Paper Clips

Agenda

• Item 1: Introduce paper clips as a viable alternative to actual clips
• Item 2: Discuss the merits of using paper clips as a form of currency
• Item 3: Decide on the best way to store 100,000 paper clips in the supply closet

Discussion notes:

1. John: "I think paper clips are the future!"
2. Jane: "But have you seen the mess they make on the floor?"
3. Tom: "I've got a better idea: we can use them as projectiles!"

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