Meeting of the Mayhem: Decision 1

The Great Pizza Debate: Toppings and Toppings and More Toppings

We have reached a critical juncture in our discussion. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. Or, at the very least, the fate of the break room fridge.

After much deliberation, we have come to the following decision:

• Pepperoni shall be the primary topping, but only if it's from the artisanal, small-batch vendor that we all love.
• Mozzarella cheese shall be the secondary topping, but only if it's freshly shredded and served on the side in a delicate, hand-painted ramekin.
• Any other topping is strictly forbidden, lest we risk unleashing a flavor catastrophe upon the world.

Next meeting: Meeting of the Mayhem: Decision 2

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