Meeting of the Mayhem

Decisions Made

• December 2024 - The committee decided to reorganize the entire company into a giant hamster ball of chaos.
• December 2019 - The meeting was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances, which were later revealed to be just a bunch of people wearing too much glitter.
• October 2025 - The meeting was called to discuss the importance of proper stapler usage, but ended up devolving into a heated discussion about the merits of paper clips versus staples.