Meeting of the Mayhem
February 15, 2023
Decisions Made:
Decision 1: The Coffee Stain
We have decided to spill coffee on the carpet. Again.
Learn more about the repercussions.Decision 2: The Microwave Rebellion
We have chosen to microwave a frozen pizza for 17 minutes, despite the explicit warnings from the microwave itself.
Read about the dramatic consequences.Decision 3: The Unnecessary Meeting
We have decided to hold an emergency meeting at 3AM to discuss something that could have been discussed in a 5-minute phone call.
Discover the shocking truth about the meeting's impact.Other decisions made today:
- We will watch cat videos for the next 2 hours.
- We will eat Cheetos until they're gone.
- We will reorganize the office to resemble a giant maze.
View meeting minutes for the truly committed.