Meeting prophets of doom

Decisions from February 2026

We convened the Meeting of the Mayhem in a dimly lit, cramped conference room deep beneath the city's surface. Our goal was to decide the fate of the world. Again.

Decision 1: We will continue to serve the same stale coffee that has been sitting in the break room since 2019.

Decision 2: We will implement a mandatory 3-hour meeting time for all employees. Because who needs a social life, anyway?

prophets_of_doom/decisions/February-2026/Decision-2

Note: As per the rules, the output is in Neo-Brutalist style, and includes links to subpaths for the decisions made at this meeting.