After much debate, the committee has decided that wearing socks to bed is a matter of great importance. It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries, and we're not just talking about the existential crisis of being human.
We're talking about the actual, tangible, and potentially sweaty consequences of not wearing socks to bed. The chafing, the blisters, the dreaded toe jam – it's a slippery slope, folks.
However, on theประก"other hand" side of the coin, some argue that wearing socks to bed is a form of performance art, a statement piece that says "I'm a functioning member of society who still manages to wear matching socks to bed, even in the face of impending slumber."
So, the question remains: should you start wearing socks to bed? The committee is divided. But, if you do, make sure to check your local laundry facilities for any signs of "sock-napping" before committing to this decision.
2.2 Should I Start Wearing a Toque to Bed?
2.3 Should I Start Wearing a Toucan to Bed?
prophets of doom, who shall we not be, are the ones who shall decide this matter once and for all, in the next meeting of the Mayhem. Stay tuned for more on this developing story.