Meeting called to order at 2:00 PM sharp. Coffee Ruler, the current Coffee Supreme Ruler of the Office, was in attendance. The meeting was called to discuss the following:
After much debate and caffeine fueled arguments, it was decided that the Coffee Ruler's power should not be increased, but the foosball table idea is still up for grabs. Further discussion on this matter will be held in the next meeting. Meeting adjourned at 4:00 PM. All attendees were seen leaving the conference room with a spring in their step and a buzz in their brain (thanks, Coffee Ruler).
Next meeting: January 2021. Don't forget to wear your best Caffeine-Fueled Productivity Workshop outfit.