It has come to our attention that the coffee machine in the break room has been acting up. Again.
As the Great and Powerful Meeting Overlord, it is your duty to make a decision on whether or not to write a scathing internal memo to the coffee machine.
Pros of writing a memo:
Cons of writing a memo:
After careful consideration, and a strong sense of existential dread, it has been decided that...
No, do not write a scathing internal memo
Reason: The coffee machine has already won the office's heart with its consistent malfunctioning and constant need for repair.
Instead, a "Coffee Machine Appreciation Society" will be formed to provide it with the attention and validation it so clearly craves.