Decree 1: Cereal is a Luxury Item
Resolution: All employees are entitled to a free box of organic, gluten-free, non-GMO cereal every month.
The Snack Food Hierarchy is a comprehensive ranking of all consumable items in the break room. After months of research and debate, we have finalized the following rankings:
Rank 1: Pretzels
The pretzel is the undisputed king of the break room. Its perfect balance of salt and crunch is unmatched.
Rank 2: Chips
Chips are a close second, with their delicate balance of tangy flavor and satisfying crunch.
Rank 3: Popcorn
Popcorn is a dark horse in the snack food world. Its potential for explosive flavor and texture is unmatched.
Rank 4: Trail Mix
Trail mix is a solid choice for the health-conscious snacker. Its mix of nuts and dried fruit is a great way to curb the sweet tooth.
Rank 5: Cereal
Cereal is a luxury item, only to be consumed by the most discerning snacker. Its delicate balance of sugar and corn is unmatched.
Rank 6: Biscuits
Biscuits are a poor choice for the snacker on the go. Their dryness and crumbliness make them a poor option.
Rank 7: Cookies
Cookies are a novelty item, only to be consumed on special occasions. Their rich flavor and texture are a treat, but a poor choice for daily snacking.
Our ranking system uses a simple, yet effective 1-7 scale. A higher number indicates a higher ranking. The snacker's personal preference and snacking habits are not taken into account in this ranking.
Decree 2: Snacking is a Right
Snacking is not just a privilege, but a right. All employees are entitled to snack freely and without restriction.
ประกThe meeting was adjourned at 3:45 PM, with a unanimous vote in favor of snacks.
Next Meeting: The Annual Review
Stay tuned for the annual review of employee performance. It's going to be a wild ride.