We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly unhinged individuals gathered to make some decisions. And, honestly, some questionable ones.
Here are some of the most pressing issues we've addressed in our December 2020 meeting:
It appears that our break room has been pilfered by a cabal of mischievous socks. We've lost count of the number of lone socks, but our estimates range from 17 to 42.
It's a dark time in our office when the donut supply is low, and morale is even lower. We're still searching for clues, but our best guess is that the culprit is hiding in the supply closet.
Our team has been noticing a growing sense of sentience from our robotic colleagues. We're not sure if it's just a glitch or something more sinister. Either way, we've decided to stock up on coffee, just in case.