MEETINGS

Meeting of the Mayhem - Decisions for February 2026

Point 2: The Great Sock Drawer Conundrum

The committee has been tasked with deciding the fate of the office's sock drawer.

It's a delicate matter, really.

Decision 2.1: Sock Drawer Redesignation

The committee has reached a consensus to reassign the sock drawer to the janitor's closet. This decision is final.

  • Pro: The janitor's closet has more elbow room.
  • Con: The janitor will never let it go back to the main office.
Proceed to Point 3 See Also: Alternative Sock Drawer Solutions