Meeting of the Mayhem: Decisions - Ego Inflation Rate

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss ways to further inflate our CEO's ego
• Item 2: Debate the merits of buying more "World's Okayest Boss" plaques
• Item 3: Consider hiring a team of trained accountants to calculate our ego's worth in dollars and cents

Current Ego Inflation Rate: 427.32%

As of yesterday, our CEO's ego has increased by a whopping 427.32%. We must act quickly to address this crisis!

Proposed Solutions:

• Buy more things for the CEO to further fuel the fire
• Celebrate our CEO's birthday 6 months in advance to give them a head start on the next year's ego growth
• Hire an expert to track and analyze the ego inflation rate, because who needs actual data when you have feelings?

Action Items:

• Action Item 1: Implement Ego-Inflation-Fueled Performance Reviews
• Action Item 2: Create an Ego-Inflation Rate Index for the company
• Action Item 3: Conduct a company-wide "Who Can Eat the Most Humble Pie" competition