Meeting of the Mayhem: Finance Decisions
Agenda for Sparky McSparksalot, CFO
Deciding on the fate of our beloved puppies for sale.
Item 1: Should we invest in puppy-sized ponies for the office?
Pros:
- Boosts office morale
- Puppies for sale will be a hit at the office
Cons:
- High risk of getting trampled by puppy-fueled chaos
- May lead to increased coffee sales due to sleep deprivation
Item 2: Should we outsource puppy care to our rivals, PetCo?
Pros:
- Save on puppy food costs
Li>Free up space in our puppy play area
Cons:
- Risks losing our edge in the cutthroat puppy industry
Next Steps:
- Research PetCo's puppy care standards
Adjourned Meeting for further discussion.
See Also:
Puppy Pool