Meeting of the Mayhem: Finance Decisions

Agenda for Sparky McSparksalot, CFO

Deciding on the fate of our beloved puppies for sale.

Item 1: Should we invest in puppy-sized ponies for the office?

Pros:

• Boosts office morale
• Puppies for sale will be a hit at the office

Cons:

• High risk of getting trampled by puppy-fueled chaos
• May lead to increased coffee sales due to sleep deprivation

Item 2: Should we outsource puppy care to our rivals, PetCo?

Pros:

• Save on puppy food costs
Li>Free up space in our puppy play area

Cons:

• Risks losing our edge in the cutthroat puppy industry

Next Steps:

• Research PetCo's puppy care standards

Adjourned Meeting for further discussion.

See Also:

• Adjourned Meeting
• Meeting Minutes