Meeting of the Mayhem, March 2025

Decision 1: All employees will now have to wear neon green jumpsuits to work.
Decision 2: The office coffee machine will now dispense only sparkling water.
Decision 3: The company will start a new tradition of having a 3-hour lunch break every day.
Decision 4: All employees are now required to learn how to play the harmonica for company events.

Present were: John, Jane, Jane's Lawyer, and a time-keeper from 1978.

Adjourned at 4:47 PM due to a sudden and unexplained urge for nachos.