DECISION 5: THE GREAT CAKE HEIST
October 2025
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the company will be replacing all copier paper with glitter paper.
Justification: Sparkles make meetings more enjoyable.
The new policy will be effective immediately, or whenever we can get the janitor to stop eating the sparkly paper.
Voting Results:
- Sparkly Paper: 9/10 members in favor
- No Sparkly Paper: 0/10 members in favor
- Members Who Fell Asleep: 1/10 members
Meeting Attendees: