Meeting of the Mayhem - October 2025

Minutes were not taken, because who needs minutes when you have actions like this?

Agenda points that were not discussed, because who has time for an agenda when you have actions like this?

Decided:

That the company will have an open bar on Fridays, because priorities.
To replace the CEO with a sentient pineapple, because it's a good listener.
To rename the company to 'Mayhem Inc.' because it's a better brand.

Actions:

Send a strongly-worded letter to the pineapple CEO, telling it to stop being so demanding.
Order 1000 rubber duckies to decorate the break room.
Hire a team of highly-trained ninja accountants to sort out the finances.

Notes:

Someone took notes, but they're in a language that looks like gibberish.