Present: Chairman Chaos, Vice-Chairwoman Anarchy, Treasurer Pandemonium, and Members of the Public (MOTP)
Topic: The Great Pizza Heist
The MOTP (Members of the Public) arrived at 8:05 AM, bearing a tray of artisanal pizzas, which were subsequently confiscated by Chairman Chaos.
Decision: The MOTP will be forced to reassemble the pizza from memory, using only their wits and a toaster.
Next Meeting: To be scheduled, pending availability of pizza.
Subitem 1: Review and approval of previous meeting minutes
Subitem 2: Discussion and debate on the merits of artisanal pizza versus industrial pizza
Subitem 4: The mysterious case of the missing donuts
Subitem 5: Year-end review and pizza party