By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all future decisions shall be made by the ancient game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Article 1, Section 1: The Game
Rock shall be represented by a closed fist.
Paper shall be represented by a flat hand.
Scissors shall be represented by a waving hand.
Any dispute shall be settled by a best 2 out of 3 game.
Any ties shall be settled by a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Rock, Paper, Scissors.
The game shall be played with the utmost seriousness.
Article 2, Section 1: The Consequences
In the event of a loss, the loser shall perform 5 jumping jacks.
In the event of a win, the winner shall receive one free hug.