Attendee 1 of the MEETINGS OF MAYHEM, a biannual convention for the discerning few who understand the true meaning of productive chaos.
As we descend into the depths of January 2025, we find ourselves face to face with the unrelenting forces of Attendee 2, whose presence is as unpredictable as it is unpredictable.
We are gathered here today to navigate the uncharted waters of the committee, a body as enigmatic as it is elusive, with minutes that seem to shift like the sands in the desert.
And so, we shall embark on this agenda, a journey into the heart of decisions that will change the course of our lives forever.
Or, at the very least, until the next meeting.