The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM sharp. The first item on the agenda was the Coffee Machine Conspiracy. It was revealed that someone had been tampering with the coffee machine, dispensing only decaf coffee.
Next, the meeting took a 20-minute break for Mandatory Meme Time. During this time, everyone shared their favorite memes.
Item 3, The Inflatable Unicorn Incident, was tabled due to lack of evidence.