Meeting of the Mayhem

February 27, 2023 - Minutes of the Utter Chaos

Present:

1. Bob: We need to increase productivity by 300%.

2. Jane: That's impossible, Bob. We're already working at max capacity.

3. Bob: I don't care about your concerns, Jane. I want results.

DECISION: Bob to implement a 300% increase in productivity by any means necessary.

Actions:

NEXT MEETING:

March 6, 2023 - Follow-up Meeting of the Mayhem