Meeting of the Mayhem: Minutes for the Utterly Confused

• Item 1: The CEO tried to make sense of the budget
• Item 2: The intern spilled coffee on the conference table
• Item 3: The IT department tried to fix the copier... again
• Item 4: The team decided to eat an entire pizza by themselves

Minute 1: The CEO tried to make sense of the budget

The CEO stood up and attempted to explain the budget, but it quickly devolved into a heated discussion about who ate the last donut.

Minute 2: The intern spilled coffee on the conference table

The intern, in an effort to "contribute" to the meeting, spilled an entire cup of coffee on the conference table, rendering the whiteboard unusable for the rest of the meeting.

Minute 3: The IT department tried to fix the copier... again

The IT department was called to the scene to attempt to repair the copier, but after an hour of tinkering, they declared it "unfixable" and left the room.

Minute 4: The team decided to eat an entire pizza by themselves

As the meeting dragged on, the team grew increasingly hungry and devoured an entire pizza that had been sitting in the break room since the previous meeting.