MEETING OF THE MAYHEM: RESCHEDULED

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our Meeting of the Mayhem has been rescheduled for NEXT WEEK

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and we're sure you'll be thrilled to spend an extra week in meetings.

Reason for Rescheduling:

Our CEO's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has been experiencing a rare and highly contagious case of "Lazypus Maximus", and we must prioritize his feline needs.

Alternate Solutions:

We are exploring other options, including but not limited to:

• Videocall of the Mayhem - Join us via video conference for a more relaxed, less-physically-present experience
• Teleport of the Mayhem - We'll beam you in via advanced teleportation technology (patent pending)

We appreciate your flexibility and understanding, and we look forward to seeing you next week!

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