MEETING OF THE MAYHEM

Resolution 1: We, the Mayhem Meeting, hereby declare that the coffee machine is a sentient being.

• It has the power to grant us caffeine and judge us all.
• We must appease it with regular descaleings and filter cleanings.
• Failure to comply will result in a full-blown coffee-fueled rebellion.

See our sacred Rules of Engagement. Peruse our meeting minutes for more chaos. Peruse our meeting minutes, but only if you're feeling really, really confused.