We've gathered here today to discuss the pressing matter of how to properly dispose of our collective thoughts. As you know, the current system is woefully inadequate.
Our esteemed panel consists of experts in the field of Overthinking, Underwhelmed Underlings, and Thought Leaders.
We'll reconvene in 30 minutes to discuss the finer points of each proposal. Don't forget to bring your A-game (or at least your A-minus game).
And remember, the fate of our thoughts hangs in the balance.
Adjourn to the Snack Table for refreshments and further deliberation.