Meeting of the Month: Where Nothing Gets Done

Meetings are like boxes. Boxes that get opened, and then promptly get filled with unnecessary paperwork.

We're here to discuss the meaning of life, but we'll probably end up talking about last week's coffee machine.

Agenda:

• The Agenda: Because We Have One
• Notes: Because Someone Has to Take Them
• Action Items: The Never-Ending To-Do List

See also: Minutes: The Official Record of Nothingness

Next Meeting: When We'll Probably Forget Again