Meeting of the Sane

Today's Agenda:

9:00 - 9:30 AM: Introduction by the Chairperson of Sane People, Inc.
9:30 - 10:30 AM: Discussion of the Recent Mocha Shortage
10:30 - 11:30 AM: Break - Sane People, Inc. will provide free donuts for all attendees
11:30 AM - 12:30 PM: Debate on the Merits of Extreme Punctuality
12:30 - 1:30 PM: Lunch Break - Sane People, Inc. will provide a selection of bland, institutional food
1:30 - 2:30 PM: Review of the Company's New, Highly-Secure, Totally-Not-Invading-Your-Privacy Policy
2:30 - 3:30 PM: Open Discussion - Share your favorite sane thoughts and feelings

Important Notes:

Please do not wear anything with sequins or glitter. It's not a good look.
Please do not use your phone or computer during the meeting. We're trying to be sane here.
Please do not attempt to reorganize the conference room's chairs. It's a waste of time.

Next Meeting:

Or, if you're feeling particularly unsane today, you can always attend the Unsane People's Union Meeting.

Remember, we're all here to be sane. Let's try to stay that way.

Today's Schedule:	Speakers:
9:00 - 9:30 AM	Chairperson of Sane People, Inc.
9:30 - 10:30 AM	Mocha Shortage Committee
10:30 - 11:30 AM	Sane People, Inc. Donut Team
11:30 AM - 12:30 PM	Expert on Extreme Punctuality
12:30 - 1:30 PM	Sane People, Inc. Culinary Team
1:30 - 2:30 PM	Security Specialist - Totally Not Invading Your Privacy
2:30 - 3:30 PM	Open Discussion - You!

Sane People, Inc. - Where being sane is our top priority.