Agenda:
1. Decide who's in charge.
2. Make sure everyone else knows who's in charge.
3. Enforce the dress code: black tie only.
Discussion Points:
- Who ate the last of the Cheetos?
- Is the coffee machine working?
- Why is the stapler still here?
Action Items:
- Install a time machine to relive the glory days.
- Fire the coffee machine repairman.
- Raze the office building and rebuild it in our image.