MEETING PARTISANSHIP AWARD CEREMONY

Welcome, esteemed meeting attendees, to the most anticipated event of the year! Today, we gather to recognize the outstanding contributions to meetings that never end.

Our nominees for the Golden Coffee Cup Award for Most Creative Excuses For Not Doing Work:

• John, for his innovative use of 'My cat has a hairball'
• Jane, for her impressive 37 excuses for why she's late to the meeting'
• Bob, for his award for Most Effective Use of 'The printer is jammed'

Our winner for the Golden Coffee Cup Award will receive a complimentary coffee mug, a gift card to the break room, and a guaranteed seat at our next meeting.

Don't forget to tune in next time for our annual Meeting Participation Award Show: The Meeting Participation Awards Show: The Next Generation, where we'll be honoring the most outstanding contributions to meetings that never end.

And now, for your viewing pleasure, a special performance by the Meeting Participation Award Show Choir:

MEETING PARTICIPATION AWARDS SHOW CHOIR

• We're stuck in meetings all day long, We're stuck in meetings all day long, With no escape, with no reprieve, We're stuck in meetings, oh what a spree!
• Meetings, meetings, they never end, Meetings, meetings, they never end, We're doomed to repeat, The same old meeting, till the end!

Join us next time for more meeting-themed fun and awards!

See you in 2024!