Meeting Minutes, Minute 0

Attendee(s):

• Plannersaurus Rex
• Timekeeper Tim
• Coffee Machine Charlie
• The Janitor (who just wanted free coffee)

Agenda:

• Discuss the plot to take over the world (again)
• Eat free donuts (someone brought them)
• Decide who gets to control the conference room thermostat

Action Items:

• Send out meeting invites with a 3-hour warning period to accommodate all attendees' caffeine needs
• Order more donuts
• Install a new, more efficient coffee machine (one that dispenses donuts too)

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, same existential dread of being stuck in meetings for the rest of our lives.

Meetings: The Next Generation