Minutes of Utter Disaster: The Meeting that Went Horribly Wrong

Meeting ID: MEET-001

The meeting that should have never been called. The one where the CEO walked in and announced that the coffee machine was broken. Again.

Key Decisions:

• Order 20 more coffee machines
• Fire the janitor for not replacing the broken one sooner
• Call in a specialist to fix the one that's still not working

Action Items:

• Replace the coffee machine with a more expensive one that doesn't break as easily
• Install a coffee machine repair drone in the ceiling
• Provide additional training for the janitor on basic plumbing and basic adulting

Next Steps:

We'll reconvene in 2 weeks for another meeting to discuss the progress on the coffee machine repair.

Attendees:

CEO, Janitor, IT Specialist, Coffee Machine Salesperson

Attachments:

Disaster Report

Coffee Machine Repair Plan