Meeting 2023-02-01 - Decisions

Today, we will be making 3 decisions that will either save the company or sink it into the depths of despair.

Decision 1: Buy more stapler inkShould we really be spending company dollars on this?

Yes, it's a staple (pun intended) No way, we have better things to spend our money on

Decision 2: Implement AI to optimize stapler jammingWe've heard rumors of a new AI that can predict and prevent stapler jams. Is it worth the investment?

Yes, let's give it a jam-tastic shot No, we'll stick to our tried and true stapler-wrapping technique

Decision 3: Rename the company to something less blandIs our current name 'Acme Corporation' too bland? Too boring? Too likely to get confused with Acme brand paint?

Yes, let's spice things up with 'Acme: The Unrelenting Force of Nature' No way, we like our boring name just fine

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