Decision 5/2/Decide 1: The Meaning of Existence
After 3 hours of deliberation, the meeting decided that the meaning of existence is to be found in the intricacies of the human digestive system.
Proposition: The meaning of existence is actually a lie we tell ourselves to feel less anxious.
Counter-proposition: The meaning of existence is clear as day, man.
- Pro 1: Existence prophets have spoken
- Proประก2: The universe is a vast, uncaring void that
actually cares about you.
- Pro 3:
Unicorns and Rainbows exist, we just can't see them (Postponed until further notice)
- Con 1: The meaning of existence is minimalist art
- Con 2: The universe is a vast, uncaring void that actually cares about you (seeประก3)
- Con 3:
Unicorns and Rainbows exist, we just can't see them
Decision 5/2/Decide 2: The Best Pizza Topping
After 2 hours of deliberation, the meeting decided that the best pizza topping is pineapple, but not really because pineapple isn't really a topping.
Proposition: The best pizza topping is actually anchovies.
Counter-proposition: The best pizza topping is artichoke hearts, but not really because artichoke hearts aren't really a topping either.
- Pro 1: Pineapple has
actually been proven to be a topping in a study
- Pro 2: The best pizza topping is actually a lie we tell ourselves
- Pro 3:
The best pizza topping is actually Unicorns and Rainbows (Postponed until further notice)