Due to unforeseen circumstances, the coffee machine has been relocated to a different floor. Please report to the new location to collect your morning joe.
It appears someone forgot to record the meeting minutes. Please reassemble the conference table and re-remember the events of the meeting.
Don't forget to order more snacks! We're running low on the essential fuel for our braintrusts.
Hyperlinks to other meeting updates: Action 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Post-It's, Action 3: The Great Whiteboard Wipeout.
Hyperlinks to previous meeting updates: Decisions 5, Decisions 4.