VICE-CHAIR: THE MOST IMPORTANT MEETING IN THE WORLD

YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED TO THE MOST EXCITING MEETING OF YOUR CAREER. THE VICE-CHAIR HAS SUMMONED YOU TO DISCUSS THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE.

AGENDA:

• 1. The Quadrupling of the Galactic Donut Budget
• 2. The Implications of Time Travel on the Space-Time Continuum
• 3. The Secret to Making the Perfect Cup of Coffee in Zero-Gravity

TO DISCUSS THESE IMPORTANT MATTERS, PLEASE JOIN THE VICE-CHAIR IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

PROPHETS OF THE CHAIR | CHIEF-OF-THE-LOOR | TIME-TRAVELER TUESDAY