MEETING OF THE UNDEAD

Today: 2023-02-08 (AFTER THE APOCALYPSE)

Location: Abandoned IKEA, Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

Agenda: 1. Discuss the best way to survive with limited IKEA meatballs, 2. Decide on the new zombie apocalypse social hierarchy, 3. Debate the merits of human vs. zombie hybridization

Attendees:

• The Undertaker (RIP)
• Brain Hunter Bob
• Zombie Lady 1 (aka "The One with the Nice Hair")

Decisions:

• Meatballs are for sharing, not for hoarding.
• Humans are now the servants of the undead, not vice versa.
• Zombie hybridization: PROPOSAL FOR DISCUSSION