The Great Caffeine Heist: Team Brainstorming Meeting Notes

Present: Bob, Jane, John, and the CEO (who is secretly a cyborg)

Objective: Come up with 5 new ideas for the "Caffeine Fuelled Productivity App"
Time: 2 hours (which turned into 4 due to excessive caffeine intake)

Brainstorming Session

"We can add a feature that tracks your coffee consumption and rewards you with points!" - Bob

"No, we need to make it track your sleep patterns too, so it can suggest the optimal coffee-to-sleep-ratio for maximum productivity!" - Jane

CEO (in a robotic voice): "I've calculated the perfect ratio. It's 17:1, coffee-to-sleep. But don't worry, I've already invested in a company that produces a sleep-deprivation-injection that will make it all possible."

View Idea 1: Coffee-Infused Brain Waves View Idea 2: Sleep-Optional Work Cycles View Idea 3: Caffeine-Dispensing Smart Coffee Mugs View Idea 4: Personalized Caffeine Recommendations (via AI) View Idea 5: Coffee-Induced Sing-along Meetings (for when ideas are scarce)