Today's agenda is a mess.
9:00 AM - Coffee and existential dread
9:30 AM - The Great Squirrel Debacle
The marketing team has lost the company's mascot, Squeaky the Squirrel. Discussion and search party.
11:00 AM - The Budget meeting... again.
12:00 PM - The IT department will be performing unscheduled maintenance on the copier, causing the office to grind to a halt.
1:00 PM - Lunch: "Surprised" by the CEO's "surprise" birthday party for his 12th birthday.
Join the Squirrel Search Party The Budget Meeting: Where Dreams Go to Die Unscheduled Copier Maintenance: Because Why Bother? Surprise Birthday Party: Because 12 is Old CEO Questions: Because Why Bother Answering?