Departmental Reports
Marketing Department:
We're broke.
We spent all our budget on avocado toast.
Recommendations: Cut avocado toast budget by 50%, increase budget for actual marketing.
Link to Marketing Department's Avocado Toast Addiction Support Group: Learn More
IT Department:
We're still using Windows XP.
We've been trying to upgrade for years, but our users are resistant to change.
Recommendations: Bribe our users with donuts, replace Windows XP with Linux.
Link to IT Department's Windows XP Support Group: Join the Party
Finance Department:
We're running out of money.
We've tried to cut costs, but our accountant is on a tight budget for therapy sessions.
Recommendations: Increase accountant's therapy sessions budget, cut back on unnecessary meetings (like this one).
Link to Finance Department's Therapy Group: Get Help