CEO Questions - 2023/02/09
Meeting Planner 2023
CEO's Questions for 2023/02/09
- Q: What happened to the budget for the new project?
- 1: How many more meetings can we have this month without losing our minds?
- 3: Is it true that the company is considering outsourcing to robots?
- 4: Can we still have a foosball table in the break room?
- 5: Why is the CEO's cat still using the company's 3D printer for catnip?
Answers:
- 1: We have enough meetings scheduled for 2 years.
- 2: Only if they're virtual meetings.
- 3: No, but we are considering hiring a team of highly skilled, yet slightly creepy, AI-powered accounting clerks.
- 4: Foosball table is still a go, but only if you're willing to sacrifice 5% of your sanity.
- 5: Because, priorities.
That's all for today. Carry on.