MEETING AGENDA FOR THE APOCALYPSE

AGENDA FOR TODAY

• 10:00 AM - Arrival of the Doomsday Cult
• 11:00 AM - Global Economic Collapse Discussion
• 12:00 PM - Lunch - Canned Tuna and Radiation-Contaminated Water
• 1:30 PM - The Search for the Last Remaining Pockets of Fresh Water
• 3:00 PM - The Inevitable Robot Uprising
• 4:00 PM - The Final Standoff: Humans vs. Zombies

Remember, the fate of humanity is at stake, so be punctual.

See also: Post-Meeting Debriefing and Commiseration