Meeting Agenda: Total Chaos and Desperation
Today's meeting will be held in Panic Mode. Please arrive early to collect your complimentary bottle of valium.
- Item 1: The Sky is Falling (again)
- Item 2: Last Minute Budget Realignment (Because We're Running Out of Money)
- Item 3: Emergency Coffee Machine Maintenance (It's Not Just a Phase)
Follow-up: Because We Forgot Something (Again)
Next Meeting: When the World Doesn't End (Fingers Crossed)
Best Case Scenario: We Make It Out Alive
Exit Strategy: In Case of Emergency (or Sudden Onset Sanity)