Procrastination Strategies Meeting | Meeting Planner 2023

Today's agenda is focused on finding ways to do absolutely nothing productive.

1. **The Art of Extreme Prolonging**: Spend an inordinate amount of time deciding which social media platform to scroll through first.

• Facebook: where else can you waste 4 hours on a video of a cat?
• TikTok: for the most up-to-date cat news!
• Instagram: for the thrill of comparing your life to someone else's curated highlight reel.

2. **The Science of Doing Nothing**: Apply the principles of quantum physics to understand that the act of not doing something is actually doing something.

• Quantum superposition: simultaneously do and don't do the task, it's all about probabilities.
• Quantum entanglement: your productivity is linked to your cat's laziness, so if your cat is napping, you're probably not productive.

3. Eureka! I'll Do It Tomorrow : The Art of Postponing until Next Week.

Next Meeting: Overthinking Strategies Meeting