Decision Tree of Despair - 2023-03-23

You are a middle manager at a large corporation, and you are tasked with deciding the fate of the office clown, Blinky. He has been making too many bad decisions, and the employees are starting to get a little... testy.

• Terminate with Extreme Prejudice
• Transfer to HR for "Re-Education" purposes
• Re-assign to Marketing to "Rebrand" him as a "Creative Thinker"
• Keep him as is, because who needs productivity, anyway?

Which option do you choose?